Hypocrite’s Almanac Archive
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To Hell And Back
By Melanie Hoopes| Issue 40 | No CommentsHey Park Sloper! What’s new? Thanks for all the letters responding to my column last issue. To answer your questions, yes, I do take the time to think about my... -
Down But Not Out
By Melanie Hoopes| Issue 39 | No CommentsHow are you? I’m just okay. Why just okay? Isn’t this the holiday season? Don’t I feel the warm coziness of brotherly/sisterly love, the glow of good will toward all,... -
Core Issues
By Melanie Hoopes| Issue 38 | No CommentsI’ve been a little off lately. Like I have to jab a pencil in my thigh to stay alert. My dog is strangely mirroring my condition. I throw the ball... -
Anger Management
I’m a mother. I try to hide that fact from you because, well, it softens my edge as a hypocritical life coach. You want a certain amount of command from the person you get advice from whether you pay them or not. -
Renewal and Rebirth
By Melanie Hoopes| Issue 36 | No CommentsIt’s spring. It’s time for my yearly column about renewal or rebirth. Time for my impassioned demand that we all support our farmers and attempt to grow something in our... -
Holiday Survival Tactics
By Melanie Hoopes| Issue 35 | No CommentsDon’t get me wrong. There are some cute things about the holidays. I love babies in striped tights and dogs in Santa hats. I like how pretty the menorah looks... -
Teach Your Children Well
Like the last couple columns, this one is in two parts. I told you I was going to be more organized last time but because I’m a hypocrite and promise...